What race are you? black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(via painteddesires)